Mart O
11:03 Thu Mar 21
Re: Carol Vorderman
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Once again, I find myself in a state of incomprehension.
I can't remember what she looked like back in the day, although surely not like that. Is it true that she's gone and had implants in her arse cheeks ?
She looks like a fucking monster. Why ?
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Mart O
11:03 Thu Mar 21
Re: Carol Vorderman
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Once again, I find myself in a state of incomprehension.
I can't remember what she looked like back in the day, although surely not like that. Is it true that she's gone and had implants in her arse cheeks ?
She looks like a fucking monster. Why ?
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Tomshardware
10:59 Thu Mar 21
Re: Carol Vorderman
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Her bum doesn't look natural, it bulges out in strange way. When you see old clips of her on countdown she looks like a different woman.
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Crassus
10:58 Thu Mar 21
Re: Carol Vorderman
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Can you imagine that cracking off a proper fanny fart?
Blimey, measurable upon the richter scale and eclipsing Krakatoan lava flows
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HairyHammer
10:55 Thu Mar 21
Re: Carol Vorderman
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She must be annoyed wıth all the attention Rachel Riley gets all the time, otherwise she has gone slightly mad.
She was one of the most ordinary looking women I have ever seen when she started Countdown, then within 5 years she must have got a stylist in and she became gorgeous, she still looks lovely I love her face but she had her time in the sun she did not need to do what she has done it really makes her look very cheap, and sadly not as Intelligent as we all thought she was .
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geoffpikey
10:48 Thu Mar 21
Re: Carol Vorderman
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I suppose her car doesn't need airbags.
Or a driver's seat.
Win/win for a maths genius.
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Bungo
8:11 Thu Mar 21
Re: Carol Vorderman
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I'd be careful on flights with all that going on.
Don't know if her arse or her tits would explode first?
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General Choi
8:07 Thu Mar 21
Re: Carol Vorderman
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Sad is how I feel about it. When a lovely, intelligent woman (equally , this could apply to a chap) changes their body shape to a freakish extent I'm always inclined to think they are terribly empty and unsatisfied. It's so often the successful ones, too.
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Nurse Ratched
7:59 Thu Mar 21
Re: Carol Vorderman
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"She ought to have a bit more self awareness at that ripe old age"
Have to agree. Seeing her like that has made me feel a bit sad for her.
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General Choi
7:51 Thu Mar 21
Re: Carol Vorderman
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Surely it's borderline mental illness when they do this to themselves?
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geoffpikey
7:40 Thu Mar 21
Re: Carol Vorderman
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I thought she was clever?
She's clearly an idiot.
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Vexed
6:32 Thu Mar 21
Re: Carol Vorderman
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She ought to have a bit more self awareness at that ripe old age. One false move and everything all the flab she's been stuffing into those jeans will come flooding out like a fucking tsunami. Ridiculous woman.
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Alfs
3:57 Thu Mar 21
Re: Carol Vorderman
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She's gone from the girl next door look to that desperate slag who lives on the corner look.
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wanstead_hammer
3:37 Thu Mar 21
Re: Carol Vorderman
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Told my mrs to just rub some bog roll between her thrupneys if she ever fancies a boob job.
Why’s that? she said.
Cos it’s worked on yr fuckin arse.
(The old ones are the...old ones!)
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Manip
3:25 Thu Mar 21
Re: Carol Vorderman
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ludo21 1:46 Thu Mar 21
I would double drop some Viagra Connect. Whallop.
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SurfaceAgentX2Zero
3:21 Thu Mar 21
Re: Carol Vorderman
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'Carol then went on to date pilot Graham “Duffy” Duff, who is 14 years younger than her, and has been happily single since their 2016 split.'
Is this the Sun's way of telling us that Mr Duff is gay and the marriage was not all that it seemed?
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Westham67
1:52 Thu Mar 21
Re: Carol Vorderman
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Car jack between the bum cheeks or bang some wedges in and shore it up with 4 by 4 in case you get trapped in a bum cheek collapse
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ludo21
1:46 Thu Mar 21
Re: Carol Vorderman
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Manip
Re: Carol Vorderman
I would smash her backdoors in.
You'd need a 2 foot pole to get anywhere near her backdoor with that lot hanging off the back...
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Westham67
1:46 Thu Mar 21
Re: Carol Vorderman
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Big Bottom . Still makes me laugh
Spinal Tap
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or, so I've read.
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I love to sink her with my pink torpedo.
Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about bum cakes
My gal's got 'em.
Big bottom
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?
I saw her on Monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean.
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean.
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jack flash
1:45 Thu Mar 21
Re: Carol Vorderman
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She looks ridiculous now, like some sort of cartoon character
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Joe C
1:43 Thu Mar 21
Re: Carol Vorderman
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tanman 1:17 Thu Mar 21
Some people like big butts (and they cannot lie)
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